{"id":679,"date":"2014-11-23T05:22:08","date_gmt":"2014-11-23T05:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/?p=679"},"modified":"2014-11-23T05:22:08","modified_gmt":"2014-11-23T05:22:08","slug":"eating-dog-in-vietnam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m sorry, Ruger. It won\u2019t happen again."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>So, I\u2019m 97% Sure We Just Ate Dog\u2026<\/h2>\n<p>Yep. You read that right.<\/p>\n<p>It was not by choice. We had been riding our motorbike <a title=\"Rock the Cat Ba, Rock the Cat Ba! \u2026and getting lost in the South China Sea\" href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/rock-cat-ba-rock-cat-ba-getting-lost-south-china-sea\/\">all around Cat Ba Island<\/a> all morning and into the afternoon and we skipped breakfast. So we were HUNGRY.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070093.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-683\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070093-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Motorbiking Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070093-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070093-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070093-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070093.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We were on the far side of the Cat Ba Island, away from town, and wanted to take the long beach road back, so if we wanted to eat it was going to be at one of these houses we were passing that magically turns into a restaurants if you slow down and look at them. It\u2019s really just a house\u2026 but if they think you might buy a meal, you\u2019re suddenly being flagged down and called in (in Vietnamese of course!).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070075.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-682\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070075-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Thit Cho - Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070075-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070075-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070075-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070075.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s mostly fields around us, but we finally find a strip of little houses, and pick one that seems ok and has a friendly lady flagging us down. There\u2019s no sign really\u2026 and there is definitely no menu. So we ask<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRice?\u201d ..<em>we get a perplexed look<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cBo?\u201d (Vietnamese for beef) <em>\u2026shaking head<\/em><\/p>\n<p>ok, last try\u2026. \u201cPho?\u201d <em>\u2026big smile and a big nod!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We feel like it\u2019s a victory. We signal that we want 1 Pho, and then we are able to point to a beer can and get 2 beers. She hurriedly goes off to prepare our Pho.<\/p>\n<p>In the mean time two very sweet Vietnamese girls, about ten to twelve years old come over and start trying to practice their English with us \u2013 really it\u2019s limited to Hi, How are you, What your name, My name _____. But we have fun trying to talk with them and playing our now standard game of charades.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070110.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-685\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070110-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Making friends and Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070110-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070110-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070110-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070110.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070115.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-687\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070115-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Making friends and Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070115-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070115-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070115-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070115.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070113.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-686\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070113-1024x622.jpg\" alt=\"Making friends and Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070113-1024x622.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070113-300x182.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070113-768x467.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070113.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our pho comes out, delicious and steaming, full of cilantro, fresh greens, tender noodles, fragrant broth and sliced meat. We dig in. As I get my first bite of meat, I noticed it was not the chicken I thought it might be\u2026 no part of a chicken has that texture. I look closer, and ask Rick \u201chmm\u2026 what do you think this is?\u201d. It\u2019s not a red meat, like beef or goat. It doesn\u2019t have the texture, look or taste of pork. It\u2019s a light gray in color. We keep eating, not thinking too much of it\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070109.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-684\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070109-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Thit Cho - Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070109-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070109-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070109-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070109.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But then almost in unison, we notice there a couple of mama dogs with cow-sized udders, running around the house and street but strangely only one puppy. We had learned from our guide the day before that while people ate dog meat, they didn\u2019t eat the dogs they considered pets. They will basically keep a mama dog or two and a male dog, and don\u2019t ever plan on eating those\u2026 but they do get those \u201cpets\u201d to make puppies, and the puppies are enjoyed\u2026on a plate.<\/p>\n<p>Almost as soon as we give each other a questioning look, both thinking \u201cthere\u2019s no way,\u201d a teenage boy pulls up to the house on his motorbike holding a puppy by the scruff of its neck. We curiously watch as he walks from one house to another exchanging brisk words with the lady of the house, pushing the puppy towards here, showing some money, and then getting what appears to be \u201cno.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But surely no\u2026 not our pho.<\/p>\n<p>The two girls are still sitting with us, taking pictures with us and trying to talk. So we decide, we\u2019ll just ask them what\u2019s in our soup. We point to the soup, hold up a piece of meat, and make the questioning face and shrug our shoulders\u2026. Then we start the animal imitations.<\/p>\n<p>We moo &#8211; <em>they laugh and shake their heads. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>We point to a chicken across the street and cluck, cluck, cluck \u2013 <em>they shake their heads no. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>We oink \u2013 <em>they laugh at us and shake their heads. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I do my best goat baa, Rick has to follow up with a head-butting action to get the point across \u2013 <em>they shake their heads again. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>We quack \u2013 <em>more head shaking. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>We look puzzled\u2026 <em>so the girls try to act it out for us. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m still not 100% on what they were going for, or maybe I just don\u2019t want to be, but it involved bending down and makes a handsign like you were motioning for something to come to you, and they made a sound like \u201c<em>puh, puh, puh<\/em>\u201d or \u201c<em>ruh, ruh, ruh<\/em>\u201d, and motioned in the direction of a near by dog.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070257.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-688\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070257-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Thit Cho - Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070257-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070257-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070257-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/P1070257.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I suppose we\u2019ll never know for sure, and I\u2019d like to think otherwise, but all signs seem to unavoidably point to dog. For what it\u2019s worth, Rick says he thought it tasted pretty good. I can\u2019t quite get there.<\/p>\n<p>And after that, it seemed like everywhere I looked I saw signs for dog restaurants. I know it\u2019s not in English, and I don\u2019t know Vietnamese, but I can promise you this is not Mutt\u2019s Cantina, not a sign for a dog-friendly restaurant. Do not bring your pooch to the patio here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_2851.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-681\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_2851-1024x584.jpg\" alt=\"Thit Cho - Eating Dog in Vietnam\" width=\"800\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_2851-1024x584.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_2851-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_2851-768x438.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.rickagostin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/IMG_2851.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s definitely on my list of meals to be avoided in the future. And as a public service, I\u2019ve created this handy chart to help you know if you are eating dog in Vietnam.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/HowtoKnowIfYouJustAteDog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-691\" src=\"http:\/\/theagostins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/HowtoKnowIfYouJustAteDog-798x1024.jpg\" alt=\"How to know if you just ate dog\" width=\"798\" height=\"1024\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sorry, Ruger. It won\u2019t happen again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I\u2019m 97% Sure We Just Ate Dog\u2026 Yep. You read that right. It was not by choice. We had been riding our motorbike all around Cat Ba Island all morning and into the afternoon and we skipped breakfast. So we were HUNGRY. 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